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Goncalo "Tapa" figueiredo
groomsman
More than once, he's been caught with his pants down in public spaces. He pursued his now-wife for many years and is eternally grateful to the bride and groom for finally winning her over. Surprisingly, he's adept at handling his drink and adores his son, though one wonders if he's checked if the kid needs a paracetamol. Put on "Pump up the Jam," and you'll witness a whole new side of him emerge.
vitor "hulk c" furtado
groomsman
The honorable groomsman has a distinguished background as a sergeant in the army and is now embarking on a career as a firefighter. He's cautious about being seen with the father of the bride, fearing it might damage his tough-guy image among his comrades. Surprisingly, he doesn't fare well at the gym, or perhaps his stomach doesn't, as he often ends up vomiting his breakfast during sessions. One might wonder about the origin of his nickname, "Hulk"...
Istvan "istav" halasz
groomsman
Introducing the ever-sarcastic Hungarian king, Istvan (or Istav, if the engineering guy is lurking nearby), who's always ready to share his unfiltered thoughts, whether you're ready or not. He's the groom's mentor and brutally honest friend, with a knack for turning any conversation into a comedic roast. Despite never dreaming of settling in the UK, here he is, probably still wondering how he ended up here. As a ferocious fan of Ferencváros, he's so obsessed with football that every weekend, he's out there trying to coach kids, probably with his own unique blend of sarcasm and tough love.
eduardo "bura" gomes
groomsman
Mister engineer turned pilot is now a member of the thousand miles club, soaring through the skies. Soon, you won't catch him without his Ray-Bans, gazing down on the world below. His favorite pastime is admiring "animais fofinhos" (cute animals). He's a Star Wars fanatic and prefers solitude. If you manage to upset him, he'll just nod along, agreeing to whatever you ask, like a droid programmed to avoid intergalactic drama.
