
most wanted
the ones to be on their good side

Joao ferreira
groom's father
The father of the groom, is a DIY enthusiast, preferring projects that allow him to stay seated. He's not a fan of soup but relishes sipping his wine. When making plans with him, avoid weekends when Sporting is on, as he's a devoted fan. Despite dreaming of becoming a belly dancer, his hip skills are lacking. In a memorable Facebook post, he unintentionally created a tribute that garnered condolences akin to "another star in the sky" for his son.
Carlos Saraiva
bride's father
The father of the bride holds one of the most honorable professions as a firefighter. No, not one of those you see in calendars, but the ones who bravely extinguish fires. He enjoys his beer and has a unique habit of watching movies on mute. Despite claiming to dislike reality shows, he often finds himself drawn to watching the Kardashians with his wife and daughter. He has three children, but his youngest, Pongo, is his pride and joy, a fact he doesn't even try to conceal. Additionally, he's known for his wonderful cover of the song "Umbrella."


Fatima saraiva
Bride's Mother
The mother of the bride claims to be a teacher, although her profession seems to take her on a whirlwind journey across the globe, from the UK to places like Cape Verde, Finland, and Milan. She's a bit of a drama queen, and when she flares her nostrils, you know trouble is brewing! One of her memorable moments was her attempt to educate her children about farming hazards, which hilariously backfired when she inadvertently stepped on a rake, causing it to swing up and hit her head.
Paula Ferreira
Groom's Mother
The mother of the groom is a tireless worker by day and spends her nights cooking. She's essentially a "do-it-all" person who never gives up, except for the time she tried to obtain her driver's license. Although she claims not to drink, she's been caught more than once sipping a glass of wine. Despite always desiring a daughter, she was blessed with two rambunctious sons. She can't go without her monthly outing to the hairdressers.


Tomas saraiva
bride's brother & groomsman
The brother of the bride is quite the character, although understanding him can be a challenge. The trick is to ask him to repeat himself twice, then on the third try, just nod and laugh. He's passionate about football and dreams of becoming the next Mourinho, hoping to support his sister's lavish lifestyle someday. While he used to be a bit of a mama's boy, always cuddling and kissing, nowadays he can't stand feet and strands of hair in front of the ears.
ruven Ferreira
Groom's brother & Groomsman
The brother of the groom is a jack-of-all-trades, always eager to try something new each month. Living life to the fullest nowadays, but he's not the best at handling his drinks, and it's evident for all to see. He's also prone to sleepwalking, and it can be quite aggressive, so beware if you encounter him wandering at night. One of his less than stellar moments was when his brother almost tricked him into eating pubic hair.

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